Sunday, March 29, 2015

Day Forty: Live Blogging the Season Finale of The Walking Dead

Warning: There will be spoilers!!!

8:00 p.m.  The first face we see is Morgan!!! Welcome back!!!  Who is this? This dude has a W on his head.  So, this guy is a Wolf apparently.  This dude is weird. This dude is threatening Morgan already?  There better be more than two.  Morgan has his David Carradine going. These two jokers won't be back for season six.  Wait.  Has Morgan been clearing the wolves?  Did he tie the girl to the tree last week?  Michonne and Morgan would make a fierce team.

8:13 p.m. Rick has enough band aids to share I see. So, jail is just in another house?  These people in Alexandria are just stupid. Carol is the boss now?  Carol: These people are children; and children like stories. I need Gabriel to die already. If Rick wanted y'all dead, you would be dead. Why is Maggie keeping Gabriel's secret? Did she even tell Glenn?  I told y'all that Sasha was entering crazy Lizzie territory. Carol. is. ruthless.  I picture one of this Matthew Mcconaughey Lincoln commercial with a Zombie biting him on the neck.

8:27 p.m. Nicholas wants to get himself killed.  Nicholas and Gabriel have to go. They have to go. Carl. Why is everybody outside the walls tonight?  Dude these wolves have got to go.  Damn! Daryl taking down walkers with chains and stuff!! One of them is not going to make it back to Alexandria.  Either Aaron or Daryl.

8:39 p.m. We in a fix, Daryl!  Note says trap!  Carol has no Chill!  She's got ole Pete about to drop one.  "I want my dish back clean when you're done."-Carol dropping the mike on Pete.  What just happened to Glenn?  THERE IS TOO MUCH GOING ON RIGHT NOW!!!!

8:47 p.m. Daryl, what are you doing?  This is not a confessional.  Aaron you better not get Daryl killed. Morgan just saved Daryl and Aaron!! Okay, Gabriel you gotta go.  I hate him more than I ever hated Lori and Andrea.

8:55 p.m. Gabriel can't even die right.  I hate him. Eugene really kills me.  He is great for comic relief.  Abraham and Eugene are one of those buddy movie guys from the 80s. Gabriel is the straight up devil.  He looks like Satan walking in. Beat the hell out of him Glenn!!! Oh, I hate this dude man! Nicholas and Gabriel have to go!  Glenn can't die like this.  Michonne and Rick have got to hook up. This fool has let walkers in.  My nerves are shot.

9:09 p.m.  Sasha just kill Gabriel and it will all work out.  Deanna, you are the weakest link.  How is this fool still alive!?  Nicholas should be dead.  Sasha, please kill this dude. Gabriel and Nicholas should just be died.  Sasha, just kill this dude. There is just too much going on right now.  Yes, Glenn!!!  Abraham is so freaking awesome. Are those the wolf guys that Morgan knocked out?  Why didn't anybody hear that gunshot? Carol and Abraham have gotten some of the best lines this season.
Do you mind if I drop this walker off at your little meeting, Rick Grimes. Wait a minute, How did that dude get Aaron's pictures?  See, ya. Reg...Rick, do it.  His luck just ran out!! Rick and Morgan reunited!!!!  So long, Pete!!!  Michonne is back!!! The wolves have arrived!!!

Until next time, "I want my dish back clean."-Carol

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