Dead Viewing: Season Six, Ep. 16: "Last Day on Earth"

As always, there will be spoilers, because these posts are my reactions to what is happening on The Walking Dead.


Well, folks, it's that time again-the end of another The Walking Dead season. I hate to use a cliché, but I'm already on pins and needles, and there are still 12 minutes until the show begins. What's going on with Daryl? I don't think he is dead, but how badly is he injured? What about Rosita, Michonne, and Glenn? Of Course the elephant in the room is the emergence of Negan. *Sidenote: AMC, did you really have to cast someone as hot as Jeffrey Dean Morgan as Negan. I'm going to have a really hard time vacillating between I want you, and I want you dead. Cause, y'all know this guy is hot, right?


Is Morgan going to die messing with this damn horse? That's the guy that Carol left alive by mistake. Is he following Morgan or Carol? Who the hell is this running? Where is Carl going? They are freaking me out with the whistles. All the good warriors are going in the RV? This makes no...come on!!!  I'll be your anchor man. Eugene, man. There is too much tension, and the credits haven't even run yet. Just Survive Somehow...WHY IS EVERYBODY LEAVING?!?! WHO IS GOING TO PROTECT THE FORT?  Y'all are leaving Gabriel in charge?!! What the why?! Gabriel is wearing a Mr. Roger's sweater for goodness sake. Carol is still alive. She looks a hot a** mess. Who is this guy they are beating? Is he from the Hilltop or Alexandria? I'm not going to even speculate on who will die tonight. Where is Heath and Tara?


Rick actually comforting somebody. She might die. Rick is the only character that I think is safe tonight. Abraham just has such a way with words. What the b**ch? The Saviors really are not that bright. Rick is at the I don't give an eff point right now.


Carol and Morgan...They want each other. There is so much tension between these two. Abraham is talking future actions with Sasha? Babies? Nah...One of you isn't coming back.  Really, Abraham? They are not going to return fire? How many roads are they going to go down tonight? HOW MANY ARMED POSTS DO THE SAVIORS HAVE? They are like freaking roaches...


Well, there's that guys friend the Saviors strung up.  Why did Morgan feel the need to cut him down? Aaaaaannnnd Carol's gone, again. Come on Carol. That Horse is still alive? these dudes have set up a zombie blockade? They put Daryl and Michonne's things on the zombies to let them know they have them. These Saviors are killing me. They cut Michonne's hair. They are dead meat.


They are lined up like cheerleaders on the road. Morgan walking around with this loud a** horse. I guess Carol got the dude that was following them.  Nope, she didn't get him. Crap. He just dropped the rosary. Seriously, he just shoots Carol?!  I have to believe that Morgan will finally see what Carol means. Having to kill for someone you love. We only have 38 Minutes left. This is how it opened. Who is in the barn?


Come on, she should have lost that baby by now. Maggie should have lost that baby by now. This guy doesn't really know what to do with Carol. There is Morgan!!! Who are these people in the laser tag outfits? The Saviors are true pieces of crap. Why are they wasting all of these resources? Eugene is finally making sense, and then he didn't. Eugene is sacrificing himself for everybody. Awwww...I didn't think I would be that upset about Eugene, but I have grown to love this dude.


Nahhhhh, not the whistles!!!! These sons of bs... How did they already get the RV? I want Rick to kill this dude first. Yeah, Carl is going to kill you, bruh...this is Terminus all over again. Man, all of them lined up on their knees. My nerves are shot right now, and they left Gabe in charge of Alexandria. He can't rescue nobody!!! For reals, he is going to that dark place where he bites out throats.  You know, Michonne is going to kill that dude with her sword. Here's Negan...Seriously, why is he so hot. Negan is quite calm. This is just...wow. Negan. I'm not liking this at all, but man, Negan is fine. Lucille is about to drink the blood of one of our beloved soldiers. Look at Carl, not even a little scared. Man, Negan, the suspense is killing me. Rick and Carl are just plotting. They are going to kill you, Negan. Not today. He called Carl the future serial killer. Man, We have to wait until freaking October!!!!!!  Who did he pick!!!! I freaking hate you!!! What the crap?!!!! I'm so pissed right now. This fade to black and with the killing off screen. I really hate this. Now, seven months to wait. I really hate this.

Dead Viewing: Season Six, Ep. 15: "East"

I'm not liking this intro to The Walking Dead. I fear we may lose a few people tonight. That was a really quick intro. So, now they are showing us how Carol is leaving.  Carol is tuning Tobin out. She is already detaching herself from everyone. Nothing good comes from a Johnny Cash open. Tara is going to flip out when she learns about Denise. This is a sweet moment between Glenn and Maggie. Daryl is still traumatized by Denise's death; he's holding on to the keychain she found. uh-oh, the Sasha and Rosita stare down. I really couldn't imagine fighting over Abraham. Michonne and Rick are sharing everything I see. Rick is just a little too confident. Daryl is going out again. This is not good. How would Rosita know where Daryl's going. I can't believe that Glenn is out, too. I have a bad feeling about this. Now, Morgan and Rick are gone. I have a really bad feeling about this. One of our friends will not be back tonight. Glenn, Michonne, Rosita, Morgan, Daryl, Rick, and Carol are all on the outside. UGHHHHHHH.


What kind of Mad Max Volkswagen is this? Oh-No...Negan's men. Nancy from Mt. Claire, really? Oh, they were heading to Alexandria? This is not good. Well, she warned you. Dang Carol is still a boss. So, Carol, once again has to kill a bunch of people by herself. Then, this dude just...really guy?


Enid is in the food dispensary; Carol is killing people right and left. Morgan and Rick are spitting philosophy. Is Carol on foot? Where did she go? Carol is a force of nature. She is just a boss. No, Rick, you really did start something you have no idea about. Damn, Daryl is after Dwight. Daryl is going to get them all killed. Glenn is right. This is just trouble waiting to happen. Daryl and Rosita are just going to keep looking? I don't like this. This splitting up. I don't like it. Dammit, Daryl!!! Now, they've got Michonne and Glenn are captured by Dwight. I need this dude to die right now. The woodland chit-chats really need to stop. The splitting up needs to stop.


Rick is looking for Carol because she is family. Morgan still insists that people can come back, but I don't think the Saviors could come back. There has been a slaughter here. What is going on?  Morgan would you please just stop that! Let him kill the buttholes!!!! Morgan, really? Are you freaking serious??!!! Rick's face just now was priceless. He could not believe this. Now, Morgan is leaving. Michonne did steal that protein bar. Morgan and Carol. Prediction: Rick will be captured. Morgan will find Carol, and like Terminus, they will save them from Negan, but not before somebody dies. This is crazy. We still have 5 minutes, and that crazy savior is still behind Rick.


Rick made it back to Alexandria, but I bet that guy followed him back. They know where they are. Maggie and the baby are in trouble. Michonne and Glenn are tied up. There is just too much to night!!! EFFing Dwight. Wait, What just happened? There was so much blood!!! This season finale is going to kill me.

Dead Viewing: Season Six, Ep. 14: "Twice as Far"

Welcome back, everybody! New episode tonight! I hate to say after last week's episode that I feel like someone important is going to die tonight, and I feel like it is going to be Abraham. Because, last week we saw the return of Daryl's bike. How long before we see the return of the crossbow and Dwight? So, Morgan was building a jail, because they want to have choices. Is it me or did they just show this. Are they showing that routine has come to Alexandria? I see that Carol still has that rosary.


Wait, Rosita is with Spencer? That was Spencer, right? Spencer doesn't get that he is just rebound play. I'm not sure about Carol and Tobin. I like these little moments between Daryl and Carol. Daryl has noticed the change in Carol. He knows that something has messed with her mind a bit.


Whose idea was it to let Eugene out on a mission outside? I'm not eating beef jerky strogonoff. eww...Who thought this was a good idea? Roamers. Dr. Denise wants to go on a run. Daryl is killing this truck. Denise looks like she is about to wet her pants. Well, we now know her parents were alcoholics. Daryl is done with railroad tracks.


Half the time I don't understand what Eugene is saying, but he is saying he is a survivor. Eugene is upset that Abraham just saved his life. Did Eugene just really say you have out lived your usefulness to me. So, Abraham is just going to leave Eugene alone? Just because he stood up for himself?  Abraham has just broken up the rest of this post apocalyptic version of Shalamar. 


Well, Daryl and team have hit the medical mother lode, but what is going on back here? Denise, why are you exploring? Apparently the owner of this particular store drowned one of her children. Wonder who Dennis is? Probably her dad or son. Oh, Dennis is her twin. Daryl comparing Merle to Denise's brother.  Denise what are you doing?  Come on, Denise. Stop!  That was some stupid crap, Denise. Just stupid, and then threw up on your glasses. What Denise is saying to them is truth. But, WTF?!!!! I wasn't expecting that. effing Dwight. Denise is Dead, and now they have Daryl, Rosita, and Eugene. Where is Abraham?  He killed Denise with Daryl's bow. Man, AMC, I didn't need to see it again so freaking soon!!!
What a piece of Crap. I hate Dwight. Oh, there is Abraham.  What Eugene? Really?  Did Eugene just bite him in the crotch?  Daryl has his crossbow back.  Nooooooooo!!! Eugene is shot, and they had to leave Denise behind.


They made it, but no, we have no doctor. Eugene, you apologize for questioning my skills? Eugene and Abraham are so awesome together. Uh-oh, Sasha and Abraham hooking up? Daryl must have retrieved Denise. Carol agreeing that he should have killed Dwight. Carol sent dude a dear John letter.  Wait, Carol's leaving? Why? I don't like this. I don't like this at all...

Dead Viewing: Season Six, Ep. 13: "The Same Boat"

I can only hope that this week's episode is as awesome as last week's. What will happen to Maggie and Carol tonight! I'm already on edge and the episode has not even started yet.


So apparently, their argument is the reason Maggie and Carol were captured. I didn't recall the rain last week. Dude should have not call Carol a bit. She's not going to forget that. Alicia Witt, I can take or leave. Usually she plays somebody who annoys the crap out of me. They have them at some sort of slaughter house?


Is Carol faking a seizure? Carol is setting you fools up. These are some nosy people. Carol is contemplating a way to kill bloody Mary and this fake thug.


Paula is a pill, or what ever her name is. Don't go over there messing Carol. This guy really wants to die. Seriously, what has happened to Carol? I'm really, ready for Carol to kill these fools. Wait, did this woman just say that Maggie's group is not the good guys? LOL...did she just call Carol pathetic. Girl, you are a dead woman.


This woman is missing a finger. Negan does not play, when you steal from him. He cut her finger off for stealing gas. Wait, one of the guys Daryl killed was her boyfriend. Well, too bad sis...


Rick is being so cordial tonight. We are all Negan? He has these people completely out of their gourds. Paula...why are you telling this to Carol? Carol hit double digits a long time ago. Carol is just stating facts. She tells her that she is going to die. She asks if Carol was going to kill her. Carol: "I hope not." Girl, Carol is going to kill you.


Man, I hate dialogue character building episodes. I need action. Come on! Some blood must be spilled besides this whiny guys...Man, Carol is already out.  Alright, Maggie she's dead. Ha-ha, Paula. who's pathetic now. Boy, Carol. She tried to spare Paula, but killed ole girl with a bullet. Bye bye, Paula. sorry you stayed so long. We are almost done. Man, freaking Carol is ruthless. Did Maggie and Carol just switch roles. Aw, Daryl and Carol. Man, they took the wrong set of chicks tonight. Primo, you better spill your guts. He's not Negan, though. Welp, bye Primo. You should have talked. Carol is going through some changes... See you next week.

Dead Viewing: Season Six, Ep. 11: "Knots Untie"

Last week was one of those episodes that started slow and ended on an upswing. We finally got the Michonne-Rick hookup that most of us wanted. We met Jesus, who immediately got on my nerves, and we saw the burial of the reanimated Deanna.


Here we go...Opening with Abraham and his inappropriate quotes. I love Abraham. C'mon, I'm liking Sasha and Abraham, but Abraham and Eugene has to be a funny moment. Okay, Abraham and Sasha have that look...and then, he hooks up with Rosita who has made him a charm necklace. Awww


Road trip. They have repaired the Winnebago and are taking Jesus back to his people, after that awkward moment when he called Michonne Carl's mom. Aww...Michonne and Rick. This car accident looks a little hinky, much like Jesus, himself. I'm having a really hard time calling this dude, Jesus.


I think your fiend may be dead buddy...Well, they have found some of Jesus' friends. We have a for real doctor. Freddy is out of it. Seriously, this RV is perpetually getting stuck. They've made it to the Hilltop group. Abraham has no chill. This guy is so sketchy. I'm not liking this dude. If he calls her Natalie one more time. Maggie needs to smack the crap out of this dude.


Gregory is a sketchy a**hole. Jesus has more faith in Gregory than I do. Rick is no playing with this fool. This group has been trading with Negan. This dude apparently doesn't know who they are messing with. Gregory is dying. These people have lost their mind. Did she really go after Michonne's man? She wants to die. Daryl with that armbar, though...


Our group is just, we will take out Negan. we aren't worried about that. I still don't trust Gregory. Daryl wants a cow. Maggie needs to just cap Gregory. Maggie and Glenn made pancakes. Y'all have a great night!

Dead Viewing: Season 6; Ep. 10 "The Next World"

Welcome back, everybody! I missed the first minute of this week's edition. I'll catch it on the flipside, but I did see Michonne and Rick sharing quarters. Everybody giving Rick and Daryl lists of supplies for their roadtrip in a Chrysler 300. I'm one of the few people rooting, by the way, for a Rick and Michonne hook-up!


What did they do with all of the walker bodies, and where is Spencer's stupid self going? Man, Enid is freaking annoying. Spencer is the last of Deanna's family, and probably the weakest link of all. all that is not going to fit in that Chrysler. I believe nothing good will come from getting this truck. I just know it. So, who is this guy who tried to attack Rick and Daryl in the worse way possible, and over a freaking vending machine.


This guy can time walkers? So, this is the Jesus guy everybody talking about. What a butthole. So, Paul, AKA, Jesus, just stole Rick and Daryl's van. That's messed up man. What is Spencer up to? Why is he making these lonesome journeys into the woods. Seriously, why is everyone in the woods tonight? Now, Carl and Enid are in the woods. Well, Daryl and Rick just found the soda machine, and enjoyed. Speaking of which, when have you ever seen a snack machine with sodas in it? Plus, does Rick have to run in every episode?


I'm so sick of this emo girl Enid and her stupid pouty face. Why won't Carl kill this one? Oh, I get it. It's Deanna, and that is why Spencer is out there with the shovel. How did Jesus let Rick and Daryl run down a truck? They left this dude on the side of the road, and now he is on the freaking roof of the van? What the crap? Jesus is a such a tool! He caused him to lose the van! Plus, knocked his dumb self out!


So, it was Deanna, and that's why Spencer was taking trips to the woods. He wanted to be the one to put his mother down and to bury her. Seriously though, how did the walkers not eat Deanna? She was upstairs? Did they have somewhere else to be? Awwww, Michonne telling Spencer that he still has a family, and he still has a home. Man, Daryl hates Jesus. Awww, Carl saying it had to be family. Although, It's a little creepy that he told Michonne that he would put her down.


Rick and Daryl's relationship. Now, a moment with Rick and Michonne. YESSSSSSSS!!!! Rick and Michonne finally happened!!!!!! So, Jesus gets out and sneaks up on Rick and Michonne! What the crap!!!! Oh, man!!!! I can't wait until next week! YAYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!


See, you next week!!!!

Dead Viewing: Season 6, EP. 9- "No Way Out"

Yes, yes, yes!!! Happy Valentine's Day to me as my favorite show returns!!! It has been a long two months without our weekly dose of Daryl, Michonne, Rick, Carl, Morgan, Glenn, Maggie, etc. I expect that there will be much carnage tonight as we last saw our heroes separated in the Zombie Parade through downtown Alexandria. Pregnant Maggie was precariously perched atop a platform surrounded by walkers. Glenn and Enid were outside the gates watching in horror. Deanna died, and Rick was leading his guts-covered group from Jessie's House after her moron of a son Ron started a fight with Carl which led to an influx of walkers into the house. Now, as they try to make their way through the walkers, Jessie's PTSD son Sam, finally decided that calling mom during the zombie walk was a good idea. On the other side of town, the suddenly stupid Morgan is trapped with Carol, Rosita, Eugene, as the Wolves psychopath walks out with the towns only medic, Denise.  As if that wasn't enough action, Daryl, Sasha, and Abraham were stopped along the road by some of Negan's men. I can't wait to see what second half to the season will bring.

There it is...Previously on The Walking Dead

Why didn't they just drive through the bikes? I already Hate Negan's crew. So, they are going to take them back to Alexandria. That should be interesting. This dude is talking about eating crap, threatening Abraham and Sasha. Daryl just creeps up with the Rocket launcher and blows them to hell. I love you Daryl Dixon. Best line ever..."Nibble on that." From Abraham.

Meanwhile in Alexandria...

I see they got Sam to shut the front door...So, they are going to round up the zombies, and leave the baby with Gabriel? This scares me more than Sam helping them out. I hope Morgan is over his case of the stupids. I can't believe that Denise and the Wolf are still alive. Why are Enid and Ron annoying? It's going to hurt me so bad when Glenn dies.

It got dark really quickly in Alexandria. Man, a little baby zombie. Too bad Sam and Jessie. He told y'all to keep moving. Let go of Carl!!!! Dumas, Ron threatening Carl, again, so Michonne has to kill him now, and he ends up shooting Carl in the freaking eye. The Andersons were the worse family every. I am so glad they are now gone. I do realize that we are the worse people wanting all the children dead. I don't really apologize cause they are the worse.

The Wolf is bitten. Can't say I'm sorry about that. Morgan and Carol need to get on the same page. Carol tells Morgan that she should have killed him. Denise, this wolf dude. Carol capped the Wolf. Here they come with Carl. Denise has finally realized that she is a doctor, and now Rick's cheese has slipped off the cracker again as he is on his way to kill as many as he can. Rick and Michonne need to just do it already. Gabriel has finally grown a pair. EUGENE-no body gets to clock out today!  Man, Glenn is piled against the wall!!! The Calvary has arrived. Sasha and Abraham taking down walkers!!!

Daryl and Glenn back together again. Daryl has a plan with that fuel truck but what? Daryl and his BA plans!!! They freaking took Alexandria back!!! Come back to us now Carl! I love the end of tonight episode! I'm so happy it's back!! See you next week.

Dead Viewing: Season 6, EP. 8: "Start to Finish"

Well folks, we have made it to the mid-season finale. You know, I miss the good old days when television shows would take a two month sabattical in the middle of the season.  Back then, they would show 4-6 new episodes, then a re-run or two, a few more new ones, a re-run or two, always taking Thanksgiving and Christmas weeks off, returning with new episodes after the new year. Then, re-running the whole season in the summer so that those of us with bedtimes and jobs could catch up with our favorite shows before the new season started. Not any more. Now, we get eight-ten episodes two months off, the end of the season, and a 5-6 month wait to start again. I generally hate this. Yeah, I love Netflix and Hulu, but I really miss those days.


So, I wonder who will die tonight. Mid-season has taken walker Sophia, Hershel, the Governor, Beth at the mid-season (and technically Tyreese). I'm thinking it will be somebody who will affect the group, but not the viewers. Here's who I would like to see go: Ron, Enid, Gabriel, Spencer, Deanna. I think Abraham, Eugene, Tara, Sasha, or Rosita may be out of time. I bank on Rick, Carl (although I expect him to get hurt), Michonne, Daryl, Glenn, Carol, and Maggie to make it. I would not even surprise me to see Morgan die tonight, simply because he will not take a life. Seriously, I need Ron to join Andrea, Nicholas, and Lori in the hereafter, he can take Gabriel with him, because f-that dude. I'm really nervous about tonight y'all.


It's almost time. Here come the balloons and the church tower.


This same kid is playing "Tip Toe through the Tulips," I'm done with this kid. Ants are crawling down the wall. People are falling. They almost got Deanna and Maggie. Maggis is by herself on a watchtower. Eugene is freaking out! So Eugene was calling for help. That was the voice that Daryl heard. I expect the surprise guest to be someone who dies tonight.


Enid really needs to get over this emo trip. I still think she is an unmarked wolf. Sam has slipped into Lizzie land. This Wolf is going to kill Denise. This dude is so off.  Well, it was nice knowing you Denise. Let him die, Denise!!! Oh, no Deanna has been bitten, well she's out of here. See ya, later Danielle Melnick.


Deanna is right to tell Michonne that saving Alexandria is not enough that she has to want for herself, too. Ron is so freaking annoying. Could he just die already? This dumb a** might as well just open the door for the walkers. I love that Carl just made Ron hand over his gun, before informing him that his dad was a butthole. 35 minute in, and nobody has died yet; I mean, Deanna, but she's not dead yet.


Judith is the worst time crying kid ever. Where is Deanna? Leaning over the crib. Oh, I thought she was a zombie, too, Rick. Deanna is really turning the reins over to Rick. Don't leave the baby with her Rick! Honestly, I would be Eugene in the zombie Apocalypse. Tara is ever the rah-rah cheerleader. Eugene: "Lock picking is within my skill set." I need Carol to be okay. Where did Carol go? Man, really Morgan, you fell for that? Carol is about to kill ole dude. Morgan really, man? Carol will kill you Morgan. I repeat she will kill you! I like Morgan, but I'm with Carol on this. Gabriel is such a putz. What about the baby? How are y'all going to get the baby out? Deanna won't let Michonne do her in. Someday this pain will be useful to you. and give them hell. Goodbye Deanna. Sam is going to die, y'all. Dammit, Morgan. Morgan has gotten himself and Carol killed. C'mon, man! Somebody kill this dude!!! Well, Denise it was nice knowing you. There is Glenn and Enid in the tree. I'm a little pissed right now. They are leaving the house covered with zombie guts trying to be quiet and then Sam decides to talk. I hate this. This was such a crap ending. No Daryl, No Sasha, No Abraham? Ugh! Now, we have to wait until February. See ya then guys.

Dead Viewing: Season Six, Ep. 7-"Heads Up"

Welcome back, everybody! The good news is that is almost time for The Walking Dead. The bad news is that there are only two episodes left until the mid-season break, and then, no The Walking Dead until February. So, we learned this week that the guy who stole Daryl's bike is named Dwight, and that he was mixed up with a pretty bad group in the comics. Yeah, that voice at the end of last week's episode was certainly not Glenn.  We open with Glenn. He got under the dumpster. Man, having to stare at Nicholas's stupid face. That's Enid?  Where the hell has she been? There is something hinky about Enid. I trust her about as far as I can throw her. Glenn has already survived the worse, not he is going to be like Daryl and get hurt chasing this girl.


Rick and Morgan are about to have a come to Jesus meeting. Maggie is keeping watch for Glenn on the wall. Glenn had to kill the zombie friend that Michonne's group had to leave behind. Gabriel around like a freaking stalker. I only hate him slightly less than Nicholas. Ron is going to be the fool to draw the walkers into Alexandria. They are interrogating Morgan about letting some of the Wolves go. Morgan is going to be a casualty. He is going to end up dying like Hershel and Dale. Rick asked him if he can get along without getting blood on his hands. Morgan says, he doesn't know. I say let him hang with Carol for a while.


Rick is still plotting to draw the walkers out, but he still does not trust the people from Alexandria. Let her go Glenn. Let her go...Enid pulls a gun on Glenn, but calls him a butthole when he takes it from her. I really hate Ron and Enid. I will not miss them when they die, and way to be responsible gun keeper. Enid and Glenn have made it to Alexandria, and now Spencer is trying to zip line out.  Why is he so dumb? He should die on principle. Tara helps to save kill walkers while Rick and the rest pull stupid Spencer back over the wall. Why are they so stupid?


Come on Morgan, don't save the wolf. Cut your losses on this one. Uh-oh. Carol is going to figure it out. She's gonna kill that wolf. Carol is checking them out with the baby in her arms. Ron is stalking Carl with a gun. Yeah, this kid has to die. Enid and Glenn released the balloons. Oh, hell the walls have come down. The mid-season final is next week!

Dead Viewing: Season 6, Ep. 6-"Always Accountable"

Episode six is about to start, and I really can't help thinking that we are almost at the mid-way finale and only one day has passed this season.  Plus, it's been two episodes without Carol and barely any Michonne. I must say, that I hate the split up episodes the most. I like my Walking Dead family near to each other. Sasha, Abraham, and Darryl are still leading the rest of the walkers from Alexandria. Who is shooting? Are these more Wolves? Well, Sasha and Abraham took care of them, but Daryl has gotten separated from Sasha and Abraham. Daryl collapse in a woods that has been burned out, and lands next to a burned out walker in a motorcycle helmet.


There are a lot of skeletons out here, and Daryl is pretty messed up. Daryl has a some type of wound on his arm. Maybe a gunshot? Daryl just got clocked. Who are these refugees from O Brother, Where Art Thou? Well, I don't think they are Wolves. Well, I still don't know who those people are but apparently they lost Patty, and Daryl escaped to take a long time to kill a walker, and realized that he has stolen ole girl's insulin. I don't blame Daryl for running, but man, is he going to take it back? So, who is this merry band of half-wits that Daryl is rolling with?


Sasha and Abraham as a team is an interesting mix. That military uniform is bringing back memories for Abraham. Sasha is playing psychiatrist with Abraham. Abraham has no chill. "Loose ends make my ass itch." Daryl went back to help them, but somebody else is there. Daryl just can't help helping people. One of the bad guys just got bit, and Wayne, whoever he is, just took his arm off before leaving and telling his friend to walk it off. Wait, what? The forest refugees couldn't believe Daryl came back, and asked why. In typical Daryl fashion he answered, "Maybe I'm stupid, too."


Back to Sasha and Abraham at the office. Question, how did they get a Humvee up there? Bad Idea Abraham. What the hell is he doing? Guess he doesn't want to die after all. Well that's one way to get the missile from the walker. Is Abraham macking on Sasha?


Tina and them are a little on the slow side. Well, they got Tina. She just sat there and let that happen. They had to bury little Tina. Now, they are going to highjack Daryl. I hope they both die. Daryl found their gas truck. I guess that's who Patty was, and has found Sasha and Abraham. Oh, so now they need Daryl's help. I bet that's the dumbasses who stole his bike. So, until next week. I'm off to watch Into the Badlands.

Dead Viewing: Season 6, Ep. 5: "Now"

Welcome back! Didn't rewatch last week's episode, so I'm jumping back in to this week's which is beginning with Deanna in a daze and people stacking bodies after the massacre by the Wolves. Apparently, this is the same day of the attack. Miraculously, Rick survived the onslaught of walkers, and it was him yelling at the end of last week's episode. I am wondering how the hell he managed to get out of the RV. Of course, at this point in the narrative Deanna is completely useless. (Off subject, I cannot wait until the series premiere of Into the Badlands).


So, we are gonna just stand at the gate biting our nails, Alexandria. Rick is giving his speech. Glenn and Nicholas ain't coming back, Rick. Gotta make this place quiet as a graveyard.  Aaron and Morgan really are getting on my nerves. Aaron at least admits part of the Wolf attack was his fault. Deanna on the other hand has lost what's left of her mind. They could just feed the walkers with the killers. These Alexandria people are the worse; it's like a city full of Nicholases. I really hate the people in Alexandria. They are like the people who put the dogs in the lifeboats on the Titanic. I do like that Spencer's balls have finally dropped.


Poor Maggie, no clue about what has happened to Glenn. They put Glenn's name on the memorial. Not cool man, not cool. Dude, Bob and Sasha couldn't stop her, what makes you think you can Aaron. Oh, he's going to help her. Deanna, needs to get herself to get herself together. Well, I spoke too soon? Spencer is plastered at this hour? Dude, needs some chill. Spencer is blaming everything on his mom, of course. Carl needs to get a freaking haircut. Ron is a little turd. So, he cares about Enid, but not enough to see if she is okay. By the way, this "fight" between Ron and Carl was one of the weakest things I've seen in a while, and that is including that sweet tea I had in California. I am beginning to detest all people named Ron.


The Doctor is a mess, and Tara is trying to keep the doctor up. Oh, they forgot to put down one of their friends, and Jessie had to take her down. Jessie has to talk them up, now. Man, Maggie is so loud down here in the sewers. Man, the slimy sewer walkers almost got Maggie. Why was she hesitating? She just has to get to Glenn. Sidenote: where is Judith? Did Jessie leave her kid in the closet while she is clearing? This walking in the sky extra is rather annoying, and I don't think I would want to see it. Well, Tara has a girlfriend? The doctor just kissed her after saving Sasha's real-life hubby whose  name I can never remember. I hate this for Maggie. She is accepting that she will never see Glenn again. Sam finally came out of the closet, but he will not come downstairs because everything has changed. Deanna hit that walker every where except in the head. Deanna looks like she is stepping down as Mayor of weak town.


Two weeks later, and we still don't know if Glenn is dead, but Maggie is wiping his name off the wall. So, Maggie is pregnant. Aaron making name suggestions. Rosita likes Spencer? Rick still has a thing for Jessie. Now, they are kissing, because she needs to know there is more. Man, it's been what 2-3 years since Rick's been with a woman? Deanna, are you with us now? Is that blood coming through the wall? Man, this is too much. We get to see what's up with Darryl, Abraham, and Sasha next week. WHERE IS GLENN???/ Until next week...

Dead Viewing: Season 6, Ep 4: "Here's Not Here"

***There will be spoilers, so I would turn back now if I were you***


Hey, Dead Heads! I'm back! Okay, I flaked out last week, because I really, really just wanted to watch The Walking Dead and live tweet. It's hard to blog, tweet, and watch at the same time, and I always felt like I was missing something. So, I started the night rewatching last week's episode "Thank you," and I must say that I hate Nicholas with every fiber in my being I hate Nicholas. He is the single most useless character to ever utter a line on this show. He could not do runs properly, he almost shot Glenn, and he couldn't even commit suicide properly.  His death may have caused the death of one of the most popular characters on The Walking Dead-Glenn Rhee. I honestly have not accepted the death of Glenn, until I see evidence, I will not. Man, I hate Nicholas.


Morgan, seriously man, you are the reason that Rick is now disabled in the RV because of the attack by the wolves that you let get away. I need you to hang out with Carol for a bit and get your killing legs back. Speaking of Rick, did he not see all of the sparks flying from under the dashboard. Did he really think that thing was going to crank.


Now, the 90 minute super episode starts. This is a present considering we usually only get these at mid-season or the finale.


Did Morgan not kill that wolf?  Is that who he is talking to? We are going back to when Morgan cracked up after Rick and Michonne left him. We are going for a 90 minute flashback into Morgan psychosis, and I'm all for it. You know, we really should not be spending all of our time with Morgan saying, "What the ...is he doing?," but I feel that we will be saying that every moment of this episode. What is he doing making zombie candles? What? Yikes, he just took that dude out with a stick to the throat, and choked that discount Ralph Macchio. Morgan looking at the flowers is a whole lot different than Lizzie looking. Clarity? He is just going to kill this guy and take his goat. Did the dude really offer him falafel? Is the falafel dude Twisty from American Horror Story? Just googled it. Ah-ha!! John Carroll Lynch who played Twisty the clown will be Morgan's Obi-wan Kenobi!!!


Just gonna lock a brother up, huh, Twisty? Annnnd Morgan's cheese is officially off the cracker. Apparently, Ezekiel was a fan of early 80s Victor Newman. Okay, his name is Eastman and he is a forensic psychologist. This whole cage is really sketch. He diagnosed Morgan with PTSD. Have you not seen the world doc? Everybody has it. "I'm going to kill you"-Morgan and of course Rick's favorite line. You mean to tell me, I could have left here a long time ago? What the... Uh-what was that?


So after a choking battle, the psychologist wins, and Morgan is asking to die. I don't understand why he wants to help Morgan so badly. Now he is telling his story. Dude is just vague. So, Eastman just leaves him? What the crap? Why would he leave this place that is somewhat secure? Makes no sense? Eastman returns after Morgan finds his "walker graveyard," plus the dude is collecting all of their driver licenses like trading cards. Who does he plan to give them too?  He chastises Morgan for the damage he caused while trying to save the goat and gave him the Bo staff that Morgan is now using.


I see Morgan had his farmer Rick phase. Now, the philosophy of Aikido begins for Morgan, and they moved the goat indoors I see.  Now, we will learn about the cell. The crook killed his wife, daughter, and son. What a butthole? I have come to believe that all life is precious-Eastman, which is why they are eating oatmeal burgers. So, I wonder what happened to Eastman? And that's what happened to Eastman. The guy Morgan choked to death came back to kill Eastman. So, basically Morgan pulled a Carl and got Dale, I mean, Eastman killed.


Eastman's impending death messed Morgan up again. And now the goat's dead. Wait, Crighton Wilton's name in on a grave! The guy who killed his family, and he let him starve to death in the cell. Took the killer 47 days to die.


Eastman gave him the rabbit's foot. The lady gave him the soup and the bullet. He buried Eastman before he left to go and find people which led him to Rick. Why is he still talking to this fool? Morgan is going to have to kill this guy. This Wolf is a lunatic. Morgan . You are going to have to kill this dude. I can't believe Morgan let this dude live again. That's it for this week! See you, next week!!!

Dead Viewing: S6, Episode 2 "JSS"

Live Blogging: Season 6 Premiere of The Walking Dead

Welcome back, everyone! I can't believe that the premiere of Season 6 of The Walking Dead is about start in 10 minutes!!! I, for one, cannot wait. I'm watching the finale before the season starts. I'm reminded that I still hate "Father" Gabriel. I hope Gabriel joins Andrea and Lori tonight. Sasha should have shot Gabriel.


Five minutes until The Walking Dead!!!!
I'm cool as long as my faves make it through the season: Michonne, Rick, Glenn, in that order.
Here it is, "Previously, on The Walking Dead."
What is going on? What are they practicing? I'm confused. I'm not sure what is going on is this some kind of Horde practice in case they get into Alexandria.
Deanna, we could have told you Gabriel is always wrong, ALWAYS...
I forgot about Tara's head wound.
I love Glenn so much. Tara and Eugene are the weirdest couple ever. Morgan and Rick-The band's back together. What the crap is up with Abraham?  Hey, heyyyyy, there Daryl.
I'm thinking the Flashbacks are to what has happened since the season ended in Alexandria. The Color is happening "now." Morgan with his Yoda stick. Heath. I don't think I've ever med a black dude named Heath, but I like him, though his dreads are suspect. He's looking at Eugene like, "Are you stupid or something?" Who is the "Common-looking" dude?
Deanna is cold man, "Let the trees have him."
Morgan reminding Rick that they are all killers. Morgan and Michonne, did you take one of my Protein bars? I like these scenes with Morgan and Rick. Why are the kids so stupid on these shows?
For the life of me, I can't remember "porch dick's" name. That was a quick 30 minutes.



What are they doing?
Ron is as dumb as his dad.
Nick finally figured out that Glenn knows what he is doing. Well, of course there is a fence behind the doors. We can't have easy ever. So, just found out from Sonequa Martin-Green's twitter feed that Heath's friend Scott is her real husband. Yes, yes I am tweeting, too. Because, yes.
Y'all, Heath's hair is so suspect. They couldn't find the person who did Michonne's? I really need Carol to get a haircut.
Dude, you really want to get your butt kicked talking to Rick like that. I love how they just shoot Gabriel down. And of course, we aren't going to ask how the balloons are up.
Not liking, Pete 2. These zombies are in bad shape if a bump on the head can take them out of the game. Tara missed a lot. It wouldn't surprise me if Tara tries to kill Nick.
Awww, Maggie has adopted Tara as a sister. Nice bit of work, Glenn, Heath, and...Nick.
Is Morgan flirting with Carol? Abraham has no chill. Abraham is a lunatic. He hasn't been right since Eugene told the truth.
The Alexandrians are the weakest people ever. "Help me?" Freaking really.
I'm insulting the Alexandrians, but on the real, I would probably be that weak.
Where is Carl? He better not be hugged up with some little girl. Eugene is the worse. He really is.
The hell is wrong with you, Carter?  Really, Carter, have you lost your mind? Clean-up in the pantry. Y'all know Carter peed his pants. You could probably kill this year's walkers with a paper clip.
Well, Carter's dead. Rick was right. Just stab him in the head! Morgan, on the low, still doesn't trust Rick. I still don't like Jessie. There is so much going on right now. I don't think I can handle this all season. Where is that horn coming from? Who is blowing the horn in Alexandria? Dude, this is not going to end well.


Until next week, Catch your breath...