- When will the Kardashians 15 minutes of fame run out?
 - Why did I watch the entire season of American Horror Story: Freakshow, when I clearly did not like it, and it was horrible?
 - Why do the Raiders STILL suck?
 - Why do so many people like the Dallas Cowboys or the Patriots or the Broncos?
 - What is Troy Roberts thinking when he gives that look to the people he is interviewing? (I'm thinking, "You're lying.")
 - Why was Jack McCoy always so angry on Law & Order?
 - Why can't Michael Irving carry chapstick?
 - Why is ESPN so obsessed with certain teams?
 - Why can't my Chiefs win a Super Bowl during my lifetime?
 - Why can't my Braves win another World Series?
 - Why isn't it spring break already?
 - Why am I addicted to Instagram?
 - What is the fascination with selfies?
 - Why did I loan out a Rihanna cd, and not even care that I didn't get it back?
 - Why is the Sex Box an actual television show? I need the person who pitched that idea to negotiate teacher pay raises.
 - Why is Flo still doing Progressive commercials?
 - What is Rick Grimes' beard made out of?
 - Why did Glinda the good witch ask Dorothy if she is a good witch or a bad witch, yet she later explains that bad witches were ugly? Is she casting shade on Dorothy or is she just blind?
 - What exactly was that accent Kathy Bates was going for on American Horror Story: Freakshow?
 - Why can't Hollywood stop making bad remakes?
 - Why can't Hollywood make a good Huckleberry Finn movie?
 - Why was Demi Moore cast as Hester Prynne?
 - Why were there three Hobbit movies?
 - Why can't I finish the Silmarillion?
 
Until next time, "Life is about not knowing, having to change, taking the moment and making the best of it, without knowing what's going to happen next."-Gilda Radner
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