In other news, the suspendeds are coming, the suspendeds are coming...Ben Roethlisberger is returning after serving his suspension for being a "naughty boy." I still hate him. Brian Cushing is returning after his PEDs suspension. Santonio Holmes finally shows up in a Jets uniform. Hopefully, all of these "bad boys" have learned their lesson and will never, EVER, commit these infractions again...*side-eye*
In injury news, my fantasy football curse has struck again. It appears that just merely appearing on my roster will get you hurt. It's like the kiss of death. So far, it has effected the Green Bay Packers the worse having taken out both Ryan Grant and Nick Barnett. They join Ray Rice, Pierre Thomas, Ryan Mathews, (apparently, Running Backs are the worse), Shawne Merriman and multiple others on the Chargers DEF/ST, Clinton Portis, Ahmad Bradshaw, Austin Collie, Matt Stafford, and Pierre Garcon. I will not be held responsible for Anthony Gonzalez...That dude is apparently made of glass and porcelain.
Well, y'all despite the big names that appear on my fantasy roster, a quarter of the way through the season, my teams are still not fairing well.
- Hecates's HellHounds of the League of Champions league: 3-1
- Kansas City Chiefs of the Dynasty Orginization League: 2-2
- Runtelldat Homeboys of the Big Easy League: 2-2
- The Cromartie Eight of the Football Fist Pump League: 1-3
- Matching Mugshots of the Atypical Sports Show League: 0-4
Before my hiatus, I was 18-13. I went 11-5 in week 3, bringing my current record to 29-18. Not bad, a heck of a lot better than my fantasy record.
Green Bay Packers at Washington Redskins: Green Bay
Jacksonville Jaguars at Buffalo Bills: Jacksonville
Kansas City Chiefs at Indianapolis Colt: Kansas City. I've got to stand behind my boys.
Atlanta Falcons at Cleveland Brown: Atlanta
Denver Broncos at Baltimore Raven: Baltimore
Chicago Bears at Carolina Panther: Chicago
Tampa Bay Buccaneers at Cincinnati Bengals: Cincinnati
St. Louis Rams at Detroit Lions: St. Louis
New York Giants at Houston Texans: Houston
New Orleans Saints at Arizona Cardinals: New Orleans
Tennessee Titans at Dallas Cowboys: Dallas
San Diego Chargers at Oakland Raiders: San Diego
Philadelphia Eagles at San Francisco 49ers: San Francisco
Monday Night Football-Minnesota Vikings at New York Jets: New York Jets
Those are my picks guys. Same time, same place next week. Until next time, "One accusation you can't throw at me is that I've always done my best." - Alan Shearer