Dead Viewing: Season 7, Episode 16: "The First Day of the Rest of Your Life"

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I believe this opening of Sasha listening to music is her death scene.  I don't think she is going to make it to the next season.  Awwww...a flashback to Abraham. Just like when Tyrese died. He saw all the one's he lost when he died. Negan's back. He still thinks Sasha will help him get Rick back in check. Really, smiley face pancake Negan. 

Back to Alexandria. Dwight and Rick. Tara is all in Dwight's face about Denise.  Daryl wants to kill Dwight now. Yes, Dwight, Daryl wants to kill you. Tara wants to kill you, too. See, Daryl is not a murderer. Dwight is straight plotting, but I don't trust this guy as far as I can throw him. If he is lying, I'm going to kill him real slow. Tara is going to get herself killed being foolish. Calm down. Dwight will get what's coming to him.

At least Sasha is getting better music than Daryl. Negan wants them to stand down and then kill three of them with Lucille. Just one person has to die. Man, I hate Negan. These flashbacks are killing me slowly. Jesus and Mggie plotting for Hillside, and no one has checked on Gregory. Wait, is that Judith? What is going on with Morgan? Carol armed, Shiva ready to pounce, and now Zeke convincing Morgan to get with the program. Zeke with that Tiger man...

TOO MANY COMMERCIALS!!!!!!!

Junkyard crew rolling in on bikes and dump trucks...Jadis, really? they are laying down the trap. Abraham and his quips, oh how I missed him. Eugene escorting Sasha. These Sasha flashbacks. Wait, they are going in being led by Eugene. Rosita is looking like, can I just shoot him now. What just happened?  The bomb didn't go off. Man, the junk yard people turned. this like watching the WWE. Eff you Jadis and Dwight!!!! Freaking non-talking right junkyard hobos.

Negan, just makes me sick. I just can't get this dude.  Eugene turned on them, what did you expect Negan?  They got Sasha in a coffin? Man, I freaking hate Negan. You are not getting Daryl back. Negan is the worse stand up comedian. Y'all the suspense is killing me, and I think Sasha took the pill in the coffin.  These flashbacks with Abraham makes me miss what could have been.  Yeah, Sasha took the pill. She sacrificed herself for everybody. Carl is a BA with that gun. Sasha got one of the Saviors. This heifer just shot Rick!!!! And pushed him off the lookout!!!! I can't right now...Somebody has to kill Jadis. I need Carol to take out Jadis. C'mon, Michonne, don't let trashheap beat you. Man, they got Carl. Michonne finally took down Trashheap. Filthy garbage people what did they trade twelve of?  He can't kill Carl.  Not Carl...

Was that Michonne? That can't be Michonne. Nooooooo, not Michonne. Rick is good at talking crap man.  You are all already, dead. Rick ain't playing. There ya go Shiva. Alexandria will not fall. Is the tiger?  Maggie and Hilltop!!!!! Negan cannot believe what is happening. Shiva is eating some people. Who knew Zeke could pop caps. Warzone. Who is watching Judith? Negan rolling out flipping everybody off.  Trash-heap fell off the building. Michonne is Alive!!!!!

Negan is looking at Eugene, he knows that something hinky happened with Sasha. They knnow Sasha killed herself. Jesus took down walker. Maggie delivered the blow. Morgan and Carol side-by-side.  Michonne and Rosita healing. Dwight left the figure. The voice-over by Maggie at the end where she said they were following Glenn's lead. All the sobs. This was a great episode!!!!  It has been a great season, although we lost some great characters, the war has just begun.  Where is Gregory?  Will Oceanside join up? So many questions. Sigh...

See you in OCTOBER!!!!

Dead Viewing: Season 7, Episode 15-"Something They Need"

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Welcome back, everybody!!! Well, we will find out this week (hopefully) what happened to Sasha and Rosita after their poorly thought out suicide mission. Our Alexandrians are on their way to Oceanside to try to draw the women into the fight.  We see them preparing what looks like a trap.  Maggie and the Hillside people are planting vegetables in their garden. Back to Sanctuary, Sasha has been taken hostage after her foolhardy attempt to kill Negan. This is an uber-creepy member of the Saviors. Wow!!! Sasha just head-butted the hell out of this rapey-faced dude.

Negan is upset with rapey dude. Yikes, dude just got knifed to the neck up close and personal by Negan. He finally recognized Sasha. Negan and his quotes. She just called Rick, Negan's bitch. He is asking her to join his army. Rapey-Davey can still turn. Negan is a mess. I hate him, but at the same time. And they are not monsters?!! WTF????? dude, seriously...

Eugene...This dude will do anything to save himself. Really, the pillow, Eugene. Pig-sticker. This dude is a hot-mess.  The greatest 37 minutes of his life was driving the RV into the sunset. Sasha full on wanted to stab Eugene for trying to make her join the army.  Why hasn't she already stabbed that dead dude? Plus, you are gonna make her sleep in the room with the dead dude?  Swarmy Gregory, is back. Ugh, I hate this guy. He is such a crook. He is never some one I would trust to watch my back. He seriously contemplated stabbing Maggie. Man, Gregory is hopeless. Seriously, the pregnant lady has to save you from a walker, Greogory? Back to Oceanside. Tara sneaking up on the ladies. Well, Tonya is tripping with this gun. She needs to listen to reason. Even her people are saying she should fight. Cindy knock-out grandma. Uh-oh, a gang of walkers. Yuck, these are Pirates of the Caribbean walkers. Tonya is so stubborn. If Tara found her, then, the Saviors can find you. Oceanside has some good warriors. She needs to listen to Rick.

Sasha has killed zombie Davey. She is pretending to join Negan. He still doesn't trust Sasha. Uh-oh, Negan knows Rick is up to no good. He is going to use Sasha to try to convince Rick that this challenge is a bad idea.  What is Gregory up to now? Where is Gregory getting this guy to drive him? Is he going to snitch on Maggie and the Hilltop?  Sasha is going to kill herself to keep Negan from using her to hurt her friends. Cindy wants to join up. Rachel gets a middle finger salute from Tara. She really can't stand that kid. 

Eugene just gave Sasha the pill he made to give those girls to kill Negan. He told her that he didn't want her to take it. Damn, Rosita captured Dwight and has him in the jail cell.  Daryl is ready to kill him, though. Dwight claiming he wants to help. Rick has made him get on his knees. Boy, the season finale is going to be off the chain. Shiva is coming out to play too!!!!??? Now, it's time for Into the Badlands.

Dead Viewing: Season 7, Episode 14-"The Other Side"

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Welcome back, everybody!! Tonight might be the night we lose some significant characters.  Last week, we lost Benjamin and Richard.  This week, Sasha and Rosita are about to embark on a what appears to be a suicide mission. Sasha is getting ready for the mission, and we see awwwww little Glenn.  Feels like everybody is saying goodbye.

Daryl still can't really talk to Maggie because he feels so guilty about Glenn.  Rosita's back.  Oh so, this is the lead up to what happened at the end of last week's episode. Jesus is trying to change Sasha's mind. Rosita is so freaking annoying, and now, she has dragged Sasha into her foolish trip.  Enid for once is right telling Maggie, because this can cause so many problems.  Man, the Saviors are coming, and they have to hide Maggie and Daryl, which puts shady Gregory in Charge.  Sasha and Rosita made it out, while Daryl and Maggie are hiding in the basement. Meanwhile Simon is interrogating Gregory.

(FYI, I'm so excited for the new season of Into the Badlands)

All these years and they have never passed one significant car lot. Rosita is sooooooooooooooooooooo annoying. Ugh...These Saviors.  They just got Enid's knife, as she was trying to keep them out of the basement.  Didn't know that the Saviors former doctor was the Hilltop's doctor were brothers.  I really hate Gregory.  Now, they are taking the Hilltop doctor to replace his dearly departed and barbequed brother.  Maggie had to stop Daryl from killing that Savior. Awwww, I can't take Daryl crying as he apologizes to Maggie. He still feels guilty, even though Maggie is telling him it's not his fault. She is telling him that he and Glenn were some of the good things in this world, and she needs him to help beat the Saviors. She needs him to help her win.  Annnnnnnnnd we are back to the suicide mission. Eugene walking the gate like he's in charge. Sasha looks like she wanted to cap him. They are tying knots waiting for Negan.  Roseta telling how she learned all of her tricks from all of her exes. She pretended she needed help to find out all the things they knew how to do. Abraham saw her for what she really was--quite capable. 

I'm starting to feel for Rosita. She was happy he was happy. Sasha is mad that Abraham didn't get a chance to fight. Well, glad they made up now that they are about to die. They just realized that they have doctor Carson, and there is Negan.  Eugene realizes that he may not the only doctor now, but he has given them intel about Negan, as well as, the level to which he is now kissing Negan's behind.  The girls aren't going to be able to take the outside shot so now they are going in. 

There are only five minutes, must we go back to Gregory and the Hilltop. Gregory is threatening Jesus. Gregory this is not going to work out well for you.  They just realized that Rosita and Sasha are gone. Eugene has turned full Negan.  Rosita and Sasha are going in and Eugene is ahead of them. Sasha locked Rosita out, and went in alone.  Is that Dwight or Daryl in the shadows. Is Gregory really sneaking up on Maggie with a knife?  Only two episodes left. UGH!!!! Is Sasha dead?  I think she is or will be shortly.

Dead Viewing-Season 7, Episode 10 "New Best Friends"

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Welcome back, everybody!  I just went back to watch some parts of last week's episode that I missed because of the Grammy's.  FYI, while Bruno Mars and Adele both did a great job with their tributes, I frankly thought both the George Michael and Prince tributes were lacking. One song each? That's wack, man...and no, I'm not getting involved with the Beyonce vs. Adele thing. I only heard one song from each album, so I have no dogs in that fight...

I finally saw the Rick and Michonne stunt with the cars, which was very awesome. Here's hoping King Ezekiel changes his mind tonight, and the people who surrounded Rick and the crew are anti-Saviors as well. I need less Trevor and more Jerry. The look on Daryl's face was "Y'all really gonna leave me with this wack job?"

Diane comes from Diana the Roman goddess of the hunt, appropriate.  More Jerry, y'all, More Jerry. Jerry is becoming one of my favorite characters. This stringy haired blonde savior is beginning to work both mine and Richard's nerves. Morgan fighting with the stick. Oh, the blonde's name is Jared. Morgan is mad now. They took his stick. See, Morgan you can't bargain with idiots.  Ezekiel, lay off of Jerry.

Daryl does not mince words. Daryl is right about Carol. She would be ready to start a rampage if she knew about Glenn and Abraham.  Richard just gave Daryl his favorite weapon--the crossbow.  Daryl is about to do some major a** kicking. Richard is setting Carol up? So, Richard wants to ambush the Saviors, but lead them to Carol. Dude is out of his mind.  I agree with him, but dude not Carol.  Richard, Daryl is not playing. Carol better not get a hangnail. I need a Carol/Daryl reunion.  Just go beat the crap out of Morgan and find out where she is.

Rick just assumes they have Gabriel? They had the boat. They took back what Rick's group took from them, and they've got Gabriel.  Wait a minute, Gabriel just grew a pair. the junkyard people are still hella rude. Okay, TWD, work on your green screen a bit. The Junkyard people are hella off...Did the Junkyard queen just push Rick off the trash mountain?

She just put Rick in a hole. What the Hell kind of Walker is this? This Walker from Sauron's army better not hurt Rick. Rick might gone lose that hand. I'm glad Rick defeated the LOTR Walker. They were wanting what was on the boat. These are some weirdos, led by Jadeis.  

Awwwwww, Daryl and Carol reunion!!!!!!! Jesus took us to the kingdom, and Morgan said that you left. Why'd you, go? Tearing up, man. Why is Rosita being such a prick these days? Rick straight jacked one of their sculptures.

Carol explaining why she could not go back. She's about find out who the Saviors killed.  Go ahead and tell her Daryl. Nooooo, Daryl, tell her the truth. C'mon on Daryl, don't lie to her about Glenn, especially not Glenn. Y'all think Daryl is gonna let Richard go through with the plan, because Carol is too broken? Daryl won't stay in the Kingdom headed back to Hilltop. Look forward to seeing you next week. Looks like we will be seeing a lot of the Saviors next week.

Dead Viewing-Season 7, Episode 9 "Rock in the Road"

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Welcome back, everybody!!!! It has been a looooooooong hiatus, but we made it, and just in time for Valentine's Day, The Walking Dead has returned to fill my heart with fear for my favorite characters and love for anything that frustrates Negan. Our faithful posse reconnected at the end of the last episode at the Hilltop, and I for one cannot wait to see the union of the camps.

I'm always a little leery when Gabriel is on watch. Frankly, I'm surprised that he is still with us.  What is Gabriel doing? So, Gabriel just going to leave?  What is going on? Gregory is such a tool. He insists on not calling Maggie. Can we just kill Gregory and be done? Gregory's peeps are not even listening to him anymore.  Finally, they are headed to the Kingdom.

Bringing in the Kingdom, Richard is ready, but the rest? Carl stays packing. The Kingdom is already in training. Morgan reuniting with everyone, but they now have to tell them the bad news. Carol is gone again?  Jerry. Boy, do I love that guy. They're all like, this dude really has a tiger! Ezekiel is not having it. Morgan, can't believe the list of people dead at the hand of Negan.  Richard is speaking out against the Ezekiel. Morgan is still on this capturing people.

Rick telling the rock in the road story trying to convince. I'm glad Rick is finally back.  Carol just pops up out of no where.  Threatening the Kingdom kid Benjamin that Morgan was training.  I need Carol to break out of this funk.  Benjamin saying yes to Rick. They train everybody at the Kingdom, even the handicap. Ezekiel is so wrong for saying no. Rosita still hating on Sasha. Rosita learning the disarming from Abraham. this is the team we know and love, stealing from explosives from the saviors.  Rick. I love when my man is in full control! I missed the great stunt from Michonne and Rick watching the Grammys.  NOOOOOOOOO...Rick and Michonne. 

Man, I hate Trevor and the Saviors.  They have come to kill Daryl? He ain't there though.  I really hate the Saviors.  Now, they are finding out about Gabriel leaving and taking the supplies. So, they know where Gabriel is on the boat, but how did he know. What is this place? Who are these people? What have our guys gotten themselves into?  Why is Rick smiling? I'm so curious about this Lord of the Rings walker. See you next week!!! Sorry about the mishap!!!

Dead Viewing: Season 7, Episode 8-"Hearts Still Beating"

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Welcome back, everybody!  I can't believe that we are already at the mid-season finale. The open at the Hilltop with Maggie at Glenn's grave. Then, Gregory telling her not to let her "little" rescue go to her head. Can't wait until that guy is gone. Then, back to Alexandria with Negan giving Carl shaving lessons and cooking a meal before making both Carl and Olivia feel uncomfortable. Back to Rick and Aaron at the crazy dude's compound. Negan is pissed that Rick is not back, and he says Lucille is hungry, before asking Carl to pass the rolls. Yeah, I hate this guy. 

Eugene is looking like death warmed over. Spencer is giving over the supplies he found.  Megan's peeps are as obnoxious as he is. Over to the Kingdom with Carol and Morgan, where Carol calls back to Morgan. She is either going to end up with Ezekiel or Morgan. Speaking of Ezekiel, his head knight just showed up to Carol's house for a conversation. The boat expo is not going hunky dory as Aaron fell out of the boat before reaching the canoe.  Daryl is taking his time escaping grabbing clothes and a bite to eat before taking off. 

Aaron and Rick discussing the repercussions of living under Negan's law, and somebody is watching them. Michonne is not going to kill Negan today, but she wants to change things for herself. Now, Sasha arrives with an apple pie, which Maggie immediately digs into. Maggie is curious as to where Jesus is.  Sasha lies, because she wants to kill Negan, too. Although Enid wants to join, Sasha wants to keep Maggie safe. Ezekiel's Knight, I forgot his name, is telling them about the camps.  He feels that the Kingdom is about under attack. He needs their help to talk to Ezekiel, before the Kingdom falls to Negan.  Everybody wants to take out the the Saviors, because they knows they cannot survive this way.  Found the Head Knight's name, it's Richard. He just asked Carol and Morgan who no longer want to kill, to join him in attack the Saviors.

Rosita and her bullet talking to Father Gabriel about killing Negan with her one bullet. Rosita wants to suicide, because Abraham would fight. She's listing why everybody else has a reason to live, she skipped Sasha though. Gabriel is trying to convince her to lose this stupid idea. Back to Daryl's long escape, and back to the Kingdom. This show is suffering from ADD tonight. Richard is telling Morgan that you are going to have to fight someday.  Carol and Morgan still don't have a clue as to what has happened yet.  Somehow they need to find out about Glenn and Abraham.  Carol puts them both out. I feel like some much has happened and so little at the same time.

Spencer is back at his house that they trashed looking for the gun.  Does he really think this milquetoast act is going to play with Negan?  Richard has a hidden camper?  Every body has an RV. I really can understand his level of frustration. Now, Rosita mocks Spencer playing dress up with Negan. I really hate Spencer. Rosita is so done with him. Daryl finally makes it to the outside, and there is fat Joseph. Daryl just beat the crap out of Fat Joey!  Daryl is pissed. Daryl is ready to kick a** and take names, although I think he just scared the crap out of Jesus who showed up as he took out Joey.  What are they looking at. I guess that was just one of Negan's army outposts. Michonne realizes that this is futile. She killed the woman and is returning home.  Spencer is such a dill. How did that note get in there?  Was it the guy in the house? Meanwhile, they are beating the crap out of Aaron. Spencer is out here bad mouthing Rick to Negan. Really, Spencer? Negan should put you in charge. Poor Aaron. His heart is still beating he says.  Negan is sizing up Spencer just right. This is not going to end well Spencer. Bye-bye Spencer.  You have no guts literally and figuratively.  He asked them to clean up what's left of Spencer and for someone to finish their pool game. Rosita pulled out her gun and fired. She shot Lucille. Now, someone else will have to die. 

Now, Negan knows about the bullet making. Arat, hate her, she cuts Rosita's face as Rosita lies about making the bullet.  Aaaaaand Olivia is dead. Man, he can't even stop fat shaming Olivia in death. Tara and Eugene step up.  Now, Negan is taking Eugene the bullet maker.  I hate Negan. Boy did Spencer make a mess. And of course, Rick has to kill he his reanimated corpse. I really need Carol know what has been happening.

What is Rick contemplating in the jail cell. Michonne is trying to put the fight back in Rick. They all have to fight not just one or two of them.  Rick and the gang have arrived at the Hilltop. Look who else is at the Hilltop!!! Daryl Dixon!!!! That was Rick's gun Fat Joe had!!! The gang is back together!!!! Now we just need Carol and Morgan! Who is this guy that was watching Rick and Aaron and now spying on Alexandria. Soooooo, much!!!!! See you guys in February!!!

Dead Viewing: Season 7, Episode 7-"Sing Me a Song"

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Welcome back, everybody!  I am on cloud nine because my Chiefs went down to Georgia and came back with an improbable win against the Falcons, which can only mean tonight's 90 minute episode is going to find a way to break our hearts.  I have a feeling that we will be drained much like Tara was last week when she returned to Alexandria and heard the bad news that all of us already knew.  Tonight, we shall find out what happens to Carl after he made the bad decision to journey into Saviors' territory. Granted, Jesus is with him, but Jesus can make himself invisible, while Carl, not so much.

Opens with Michonne alone looking at the burnt out mattresses. I'm not really liking her out on these treks alone. She's whistling the Farmer in the Dell to draw walkers, for practice? What is she doing?  Where is Rick and Aaron? The back of a truck?  What are they doing? What are these Saviors looking at? This is the truck that Jesus and Carl are in. Why is Jesus spilling the syrup? Making a trail. Tells Carl they have to jump, but Carl just stays behind. Well, Carl killed one, but Negan? Come on, Carl, really? I love how Negan tells Carl that Carl scares the crap out of Negan.  Ugh, Dwight. Man, I hate them. Exactly what do they have Darryl doing.  I don't really get Carl's "plan." So, Sanctuary is actually a giant factory facility.

Negan is such a perv. Says he doesn't have time to do his wives, well maybe one, dig at Dwight...who is still in charge of Daryl. These Saviors worship Negan like he is a god.  Spencer is such a douche. Once again, Spencer is blaming Rick. Rosita hates Spencer about as much as I do. Negan is so gross. He has a harem of women dressed up like they are in a brothel.   I don't know who Mark and Amber are, but they are in trouble with Negan. What job is he talking about? He can do what ever he wants, but the wives can't cheat on him. He is a hard core Warren Jeffs. What's gonna happen to Mark though? Negan is so creepy. Daryl speaks! To which Negan threatens to put out Carl's other eye. Tells Dwight to fire up the furnace. Time for a little deja vu? I guess he is going to do to Mark what he did to Dwight. So where exactly are Aaron and Rick going?  

My two least favorite characters in a car together-Spencer and Gabriel. Spencer is such a jerk. So, he blames Rick for his whole family dying. Really, that's all Rick? Spencer has to go. He thinks that he can survive without Rick?  Mr. Hoarder thinks he knows better how to run things. Gabriel tells Spencer what he is saying doesn't make him a sinner, but it does make him crap, but it doesn't have to be terminal. I think it will be though. What is this clown doing? Wow, Negan's pad is gorgeous. Carl killed two of his men, now he has to pay by removing his eye patch. Negan is like, that is gross as hell, Carl is breaking down now. His eye is gross. Fat Joe enters with Lucille.  He asks if he treated the bat like a lady. Negan tells Carl he has to sing him a song. Carl says he can't think of one.  When did Carl grow up 1930? You are my sunshine? This is horrible. I hate Negan. Carl just told him he shot Lori. 

Down to the furnace. The Saviors are so freaking weak. Rules are what make it all work, but dang, Negan. Break the rules, and it is the iron for you. I actually have an iron like that. It belonged to my grandmother. Mark took one for his girlfriend. Negan is so digusting. He is now square.  We don't think you are a lunatic, Negan, we know you are. Negan is by far more despicable than the Governor, and the Governor was a bag of crap. Spencer managed to get a bow and arrow from a walker. I was hoping the walker would kill Spencer, but alas. 

Eugene and Rosita arguing.  Eugene is trying to talk sense into Rosita. Rosita is now taking her anger out on Eugene. He is telling her the truth. Just like Daryl, you may get one, but they have the numbers and more of your people will die.  She calls him useless coward to get him to make a bullet for the person who saved their lives. Eugene doesn't want to, but he begins. Eugene is a little broken; Rosita is a little crazy. Where is Rick and Aaron, and what was Michonne doing? 

Sherry and Dwight are going to get each other killed with their clandestine meetings.  Carl is still trying to stand up to Negan. Negan still wants to look at his eye. Carl tells Negan that he should jump out of the window to save me the trouble of killing you. He then tell Negan that he can't kill any of them. Carl tries himself far too much. How did Jesus get on top of Negan's truck? How does Jesus do these Ninja deals. Negan is such a butthole. Negan tells Daryl that he is taking Carl home. Wait, where did Jesus go? 

Wait, Dwight just passed him a note and some tools to break out and told him to go now. Michonne was making a walker barricade?  What is the point of this? See, Negan doesn't have to make fun of her weight, I mean, really? Olivia just slapped Negan. She wants to die. Oh, man, he found out about Judith. Rick is not going to be happy about Negan touching his baby. Speaking of Judith, seriously, is she the slowest growing baby in the history of television? I know time is not the same on The Walking Dead and seven years have not passed yet, but why is she still so young?

What are Aaron and Rick doing? This guy protected his supplies by putting walkies in the lake? Rosita has her one bullet. What exactly is she going to do with it? Spencer is such a butthole. Rosita don't do anything stupid. He kissed baby Judith as he tells Carl that maybe he should bury Rick and Carl in the flower beds. Next week is the mid-season finale. What will Michonne do?  What is Aaron and Rick going to do?  Why is Rick crying...again in the trailer for next week? What is going to happen with the Kingdom guys?  So much to see next week?  

Dead Viewing: Season 7, Episode 5-"Go Getters"

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What's the over/under on a death tonight? Maggie is still alive, and so is her baby. So far...Dr. Carson insists that Maggie stay for the duration of her pregnancy.  They buried Glenn and Abraham at the Hilltop. Sasha found Hershel's pocket watch in Glenn's pocket. She said all Abraham had was a cigar.  I like the friendship between Sasha and Maggie. Hey, Jesus...Gregory is such a butthole...Sasha is looking at Gregory like who the crap you are talking to. Nah, Gregory, you are not a good guy.  

Back to Alexandria. Rick arguing with Carl again. Oh, no pecks on the cheek, Rick. Do the kiss right, even thanked her for it. Michonne, my girl! Carl looks like the girl all the mean girls pick on. Enid is trying to escape. Carl tells her he is not going to save her anymore. I still do not like nor trust Enid. Jesus is the Glenn of the Hilltop. "I just want to help." I want Greg and Negan gone. Sasha is Greg's an idiot. Maggie: He's a coward, and they are more dangerous.  Enid is an idiot. Who is this wrecking a perfectly good car?  Carl, of course. You only have the one good eye, Carl.  What is going on at Hilltop?  Fires and music and the gate is open? I bet Gregory did that. 

Why is Maggie so hard-headed? Maggie is already taking charge of Hilltop. I guess this present is from Negan.  Maggie is dribing a tractor. Maggie is such a bad ass. Where was Gregory when his people needed him?  Hiding while a pregnant Maggie, Sasha, and Jesus held it down.  Gregory is the worse. Then, the Saviors show up during his twisted negotiation. Cute little roller skating episode with Carl and Enid. The Saviors aren't as dumb as Gregory thinks. They know he has something to do with the Outpost deaths. He is probably plotting how to Narc on Sasha and Maggie.  

The saviors are surprised that the Hilltop could take care of the walkers. Gregory trying to pretend that he didn't know that the Outpost people are dead.  So, Simon is now going to be in charge of the Hilltop. Any hitches in the giddy-up? These guys...Gregory is trying to turn Sasha and Maggie over?  Jesus is telling him no. Maggie and Sasha were not in the closet.  Simon is asking Gregory to kneel.  Jesus is looking at him as if he is so pathetic. Carl is thinking the most stupid right now. He wants to kill Negan, but he will get everyone else killed. Enid is kissing him to try to convince him not to do something stupid.  Jesus has stepped to Gregory. Maggie just knocked the hell out of Gregory, and that dude took Glenn's Watch. Maggie told him call her by her name Maggie Rhee. Go ahead, Maggie!!!!

Sasha wants Jesus to find where Negan lives, but not tell Maggie. The balloons were for Glenn's grave.  Maggie gave Enid Glenn's watch. Sasha smoking Abraham's stoggie. Carl and and Jesus sneaking into the Saviors compound? What the what, Carl? Until next week!!!

Dead Viewing: Season 7, Episode 4-"Service"

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Hey, we're living on Easy Street...okay, I won't torment you with that song tonight. I haven't thoroughly hated a song with so much passion so quickly since Katy Perry's "Firework" earwormed its way into my life. I tell you, I would have broken a lot quicker than Daryl Dixon appears to be. Tonight, we get an extra 25 minutes of show. Hope it is a good one, but good one's usually means someone dies. Long as it is not Michonne or Daryl, I'm cool.

Rick and Michonne are still a couple I see, and apparently, he is sleeping a little to peacefully for her. What did she hide in the fireplace. OHHHHH a nice gun, I see. Where is she going? What is Michonne up to?  What is she keeping watch for? Are Rosita and Spencer still a thing?  Here comes Negan...butthole...Man, I hate that dude.

Funny thing, at the same time Negan said little pig, little pig let me in, the same line was dropped on Walker, Texas Ranger.  He is a little early with his Saviors. Daryl looks a hot mess. Man, I hate Negan.

Rick can't even talk to Daryl or Daryl loses a body part. He has Rick carrying his dang bat.  Who is this lady?  Dwight is such a pizza face butthole.  I want Dwight and Negan to die such terrible deaths. I want Daryl to kill Dwight, and Rick or Maggie to kill Negan, preferably both at the same time. Michone is not good with the gun, but the machete, she is very good at.  Well, she shot a deer.

They found Deanna's stash of videos. Man, Rick is so broken right now. He needs to get his stuff together. The Rick in that video is not entirely dead Negan, and you are stoking the fire. They are pretending that Maggie is dead. Carl is firing off at the people trying to get the medicine. Carl is showing that baby serial killer. At least Carl's hair is better. Where are the guns Rick? Thanks, Carl.

Well, Carl has messed up the gun situation.  Arat is the girl apparently. He insulted the woman, calling her fat. Rick is wants to rip Negan's neck out so bad right now.  They found Daryl's bike, but Rosita is still suspicious of the area. Spencer is so dumb. Like, Negan would not have found them anyway. Negan was already working his way to Alexandria, anyway.  They found out about the bazooka.  Michonne has those guns? Or Tara and Heath? Or Maggie and Sasha? Negan is threatening to kill Olivia the bookkeeper? Really? Neegan is a horrible person.

Hiding guns is not the answer. Rick is preaching to the people about the hidden guns. They just don't get that Negan is now in charge, and he sees the guns as a threat to his being. They realize that Michonne is not there. Spencer is so stupid. What is Rosita doing?  Are these the Saviors that came after them and killed Denise? Ugh, I hate Spencer. How is it that his dead brother was the smarter of the two?  How did he survive as long as he did?

Gabriel is sneaky as hell; he just crept up on Rick. Where does he come from no where?  They think Spencer has them? He's been hoarding food still?!! They found the guns. I hate freaking Spencer. Tormenting Enid for wanting to keep the balloons Glenn had given her. Just tell on Spencer. He's useless anyway. Threatening to kill Olivia unless he tells who had the guns.

Michonne does not want to cooperate, and Dwight is a .... I hate him riding off on Daryl's bike. Negan just continues to torment Negan. Rick is having flashbacks as Negan kills this walker.  Oh, Negan has to die if for nothing else, that last comment to Rick. "Vengeance for the plunderers." on the sign outside of Alexandria. Negan, that would be you...he needs to die a slow painful death...

Watching Daryl leave was depressing. Spencer is such a...Man, he is so stupid. Spencer is such a jerk bringing up Glenn and Abraham. Rick saved your stupid life. He wants to die. Ahhh, Rosita has the gun. That was one of their guns that Michonne had. Michonne is still wanting to fight. Rick is telling Michonne about Shane. Rick knows Judith isn't his daughter. Just admitted it to Michonne. Rick just wants to keep them all alive. Michonne is going to try, but she still wants to fight.  What's burning?  They just burned the mattresses.  I hate Negan. Well, we are off to the Hilltop next week...Until next week.

Dead Viewing: Season Seven, Episode Three-"The Cell"

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Welcome back, everyone! I feel that last week's happy little tryst to the kingdom is a short, little break in our collective misery, and this week will be a small walk through hell.

Why are we starting with Who's the Boss? Is this life with Negan, Dwight's view?  Is he sling blade? What's with the mustard? What's with the letters on these guys? Is that why the hanging dude had a letter X? He is eating eggs, but serving somebody dog food?  Oh man, it's Daryl, and he's naked. He is making Daryl Dixon eat a dog food sandwich delivered by Dwight. I hate Dwight with a burning passion. I want him do die a slow death as well.

Are they torturing Daryl with bad pop music? I mean, I would break if you did that to me.  Man, this easy street song is so freaking annoying. Who is this person singing this song?  I feel like Daryl will be George Michael Waking me up before you go-going in a minute. So Daryl now has a letter-A. So, his girlfriend is not dead?  He's ticked that she talked to Daryl. Negan's got the hook-up on everything. Poor Daryl. Where exactly are they?  What are they going to do?  You can be like the zombies, the runners, or like Dwight?  The Choices...

I hate this freaking song...already. I need Dwight to die at the end of that crossbow.  Negan is offering him a girl? He mentions that Dwight hadn't had any action since Eugene bit him downstairs. Serves him right.  Y'all, I'm ready to punch somebody because of this song!!!! Fat Joey didn't lock the door?  He had one job. Plus, how much electricity are they burning through in this camp? Well, that was nasty. I just realized that he is wearing Daryl's vest. I wonder what happened here? Where are these zombies coming from?  The girl found Daryl and told him to go back. that it will be worse if they catch him. that he won't be able to get away. Fat Joey. Why is Daryl so hard-headed? Daryl has a death wish man. Aaaaaaaannnnd there's Negan. Daryl, really?!?!

Get on your knees, Daryl. Just save it for another day. Just say Negan and spare yourself. I freaking hate Negan. All of his men are cultists. They say what ever he says. They even call themselves Negan. Daryl caught the bat like, caught the belt during a whooping. Now, Daryl is in for a beatdown. What happened to the bike? That was the guy from the chicken coop. Is Sherry falling for Daryl? I bet Dwight's been bitten. Serves him right. This guy is not buying into Negan's stuff. This guy is saying he would rather be dead than go back. This guy is saying that Negan is the monster not the walkers. Dwight is just as bad as Negan. Alright D, but you know there is nothing left. So, Dwight kills him? Daryl still has people to live for. I still think Dwight has been bitten.

Dwight's back and sharing cigarettes with Sherry.  He's courting death. Not this song again. I I really, really hate this song, and the monster who recorded it. Dwight is telling him he is lucky. Did he just put a picture of Glenn's body? Oh, I hate this piece of crap...Now, playing Roy Orbison? What the what? The Saviors are just a...Crying, really. Now, Daryl breaks and is crying.  Dwight is a wet turd, man...Negan wanted to marry Tina. That's why he and Sherry ran away. Sherry sacrificed herself to marry Negan save Dwight. He wants Daryl to take Dwight's place. Who are you Daryl?  Daryl refuses to say he is Negan.  Man, he is about to kill Daryl. Daryl is thinking about his "family." That's why he won't break. Daryl is gonna die man...Man, he brought ole boy back to be on the fence. What a piece of crap. I hate Dwight. I guess, we will get to see Rick's group next week. Shaking my head, y'all... See you, next week...

Dead Viewing: Season 7, Episode 2-"The Well"

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I think I shared the same reactions as many of the fans above.  I thought Abraham would die, but man the swerve by killing Glenn, too. Well played, sadistic writers of The Walking Dead, well played. You guys are straight savages.  I love you and hate you at the same time, much like my feelings for that S.O.B. Negan.  Let's take a moment to pour one out for our lost homies--Abraham Ford and Glenn Rhee, our fallen soldiers from last week's devastating season premiere.

Back to it...

This is the Carol rescue episode. Man, Carol, where the heck are you going? They are trying to save your life and...who is this old lady you are following? Are you trying to get yourself killed?  Carol is suffering some major PTSD.  These are some straight up Renaissance warriors here. Armor and horses like the knights of the round table.  This is a pretty nice set-up that Carol and Morgan have come to-The Kingdom. The person in charge...King Ezekiel and his tiger Shiva. See, how the heck has he kept a tiger...never mind. Seven years into the z-poc and that tiger hasn't eaten you. Bruh...

King Ezekiel must have been a Shakespearean actor prior to the z-poc.  I think you are mad, bruh. Carol doesn't know what the crap is going on right now.  She is Alice right now.  She is really all WTF, right now.  Is Morgan falling for Carol right now?  They have pigs. Why do you want the pigs full of rot.  Are they poisoning the pigs for Negan's crew? Yep, I bet they are fattening the pigs up with tainted meat to sicken Negan's crew.  Ben may be the new Nicholas.

I want to go on record and say I'm not fond of Ezekiel's dreads. The Kingdom is really a place for all the nerds, theater geeks, and the like to seek refuge. Carol, of course, is stealing weapons and chocolate. They have cobbler at every meal?  Well, la-tee-dah...Carol is like, these people don't know crap about crap.  Yep, here are Negan's men. Yep, they are trying to poison make them sick. Ezekiel is not as crazy as he acts. I just need Daryl not to eat the bacon. I hate the Saviors. I'm going to cheer heartily when the Saviors are conquered. To fight or not to fight...that is the question, and how many of you slightly better Alexandrians are going to die. Well, Carol has dipped again.

Ezekiel has caught Carol on the prowl. Step Jerry. Y'all, I love Jerry. Ezekiel looks right through Carol's little lady act. Carol just called Ezekiel a joke to his face. People want someone to follow. It's human nature-King Ezekiel. He is the Rick of the group. He didn't want to be a leader, but he became one. He was a zookeeper. He saved Shiva. Theater dude...knew it! He's trying to tell Carol that all is not bad in the world. There has to be better. Embrace the contradiction. Go and not go...I'm not sure if Carol is buying it or not.

Carol leaves the Kingdom, but look who shows up at the door...Ezekiel. I think, ole Zeke has a think for the fair lady Carol. I'm just happy no one died this week. Until next week...

Dead Viewing: Season Seven, Episode 1: "The Day will Come When You Won't Be"

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Eeny, Meeny, Miny, Moe...

A child's nursery rhyme hasn't been made that creepy since A Nightmare on Elm Street's little jump rope ditty.  When we last saw our heroes, they were separated with Carol and Morgan on their way to what has to be the Kingdom, Father Gabriel in charge of the handful of people left in Alexandria, and the strongest of the warriors captured by Negan and his army. In an effort to get Maggie to the Hilltop Colony, our heroes, in their infinite wisdom, piled into an RV trying to get her help. Instead, they joined Glenn, Rosita, Michonne, and Daryl who had been captured by Dwight and Negan's Army.  Now, Rick, Carl, Michonne, Glenn, Maggie, Daryl, Aaron, Abraham, Eugene, Rosita, Sasha (did I miss anyone?) are on their knees at the mercy of Negan and his beloved, barbed-wired, baseball bat, Lucille. The season went dark as one of our beloved heroes died at Negan's hands, but which one?

After watching the preview trailer, I have concluded that it will be Abraham. Here's why. Rick has to watch, per Negan's instructions. Negan also said that they were to kill Carl if Rick got out of line. So, Rick and Carl are safe.  Daryl and Maggie are the walking wounded, so how would killing them make Negan look stronger and deadlier?  I'm eliminating all the women, because I have heard that he doesn't really do that to women. Plus, the bat is named after his wife. I don't think it will be Glenn, because even though he dies this way in the comics, the show likes to change things. For example, Andrea is still alive in the comics, and they have switched character outcomes before, like Dale, Carol, and Hershel. By the way, they already ticked people off with Glenn, so I don't think they want that again. Denise took Abraham's earlier death, plus Abraham looks like a real threat. He looks like he would rather die taking a chance slitting Negan's throat. He was also the one helping Rick carry Maggie. Who would be the better example? I'm left with Abraham who looks like the right hand man. Why does Negan have to be so evil and so handsome? PS...they had better not kill Daryl and Michonne.

Here we go, previously on The Walking Dead.  I'm not ready...Negan is such a butthole. Rick really has a pair, too.  He just saw somebody, A FRIEND, lose their head to a baseball bat, and he threatens to kill Negan. What is he going to do with Rick's hatchet?  Negan and Rick are now locked in the RV, and we are in a commercial break. I hate them so much right now...really. Y'all, they made us wait 7 months and now a commercial.

Rick and Negan in the RV. Negan has a pair, too. Leaving a hatchet within arms reach of Rick. This dude tore out a man's throat with his teeth. Negan is all bad with the gun, though. They are just screwing with us now...Flashbacks of each person through Rick's mind. He thinks he's breaking Rick right now. The Flashbacks are killing me..Negan threw the hatch out of the RV for Rick to fetch in a gang of walkers. It was on the roof, and they aren't going to let us know until the end of the show.

It was Abraham, who went down with a suck my nuts...Apropos. Adios, big read, I'm going to miss you and your one liners...Daryl just punched him.  Now, he is killing Glenn...Not Glenn, too!!! Why did they have to kill, two!!!??? Negan is going to die a horrible, horrible death at the hands of Rick Grimes. Negan has to die a horrible death at the hands of Rick Grimes...A horrible terrible death without weapons...I'm so angry right now...

Rick has officially lost it, and I hate to be Negan when he finds it...Rick just went to sleep. that alone says a lot about this dude. Negan is just rubbing salt. He is going to regret this in the near future. Why is he giving the hatchet back to Rick? I hope what is about to happen isn't what I think is going to happen...

What are they about to do to Carl? What is going on? He wants Rick to do what? What the what? Nah, man...Negan has gone to darn far...TOO FAR...Carol had to be crippled right now, cause she would have effed stuff up...He wanted him to chop off Carl's hand. What are they gonna do to Daryl?!!! Not Daryl, too!!! He is threatening to bring pieces of Daryl back? I hate that SOB..The last time someone threatened Carl like that, that dude had his throat bitten out...Rick is broken for the moment...just for the moment. Carol is on the bench...even with her crying breakdown, she is the real lethal weapon...

Abraham and Glenn are dead. Rick is broken. Carol and Morgan are MIA...I'm not in a good place right now. Carl is about to go full serial killer. Maggie is a strong woman telling them all to go back, and she is going to get to the Hilltop by herself. Rosita and Sasha making up. This is so sad...I'm crying now... Y'all...I'm sick watching them load up Glenn and Abraham...I'm sick...see y'all next week...